The Cookie Monster

Today we’re going to move on to the next major event in my cannabis career. My sophomore year in high school. I fell into a friendship with someone who produced hash cookies. These cookies had a intense taste and smell of cannabis. Half of one of those cookies would have someone heavily medicated for 8 hours or more. The upside to this venture I was about to undertake was I had a hard time eating the cookies myself.

I brought the cookies to three of my senior friends. I’m going to leave their names out for apparent reasons but we can call them ‘the three amigos’. They would take the cookies and spread them around the school and town. It seemed like every week I was bringing more and more cookies to the three amigos. It got to a point I was bringing the three amigos so many cookies everyday that they gave me the name ‘cookie monster’. This went on for the majority of the school year. Everyone was happy. Everyone was medicated. The three amigos had even started to spread into the neighboring town. Everything was looking up. Then the drought came. My producer stopped making these amazing med-edibles. The ride was over.

Skip to after graduation:

My girlfriend and I are living in a little apartment and both working. I’ve told her the same story I told you about ‘The Cookie Monster’. She never really believed me. She comes home from work one day and starts to tell me how she was having a conversation with a coworker about edibles. Her coworker told her about these amazing cookies that she use to get. She told my girlfriend about how you could split a cookie with a friend and both be medicated for hours. Then she mentioned the mastermind behind them was called ‘the cookie monster’. My girlfriend freaked out. She said “that’s my boyfriend. He’s told me that story before and I never believed him”

That’s it for today. I hope you enjoyed the story. Until next time.

Stay medicated and stay educated.

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2 thoughts on “The Cookie Monster”

  1. I have a question. I am a supporter of both medical and recreational cannabis, why do you say “medicate” when this story is about recreational use? I think that confuses those who believe it should only be used for medical purposes. It even confuses me sometimes. Thanks.

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    1. There is a school of thought that is no matter if a person uses cannabis for medical or recreational purposes they are still gaining medical benefits. Therefore they are medicating.
      I hope that clears up the confusion.

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